June 2013
the fact that i will probably never be pushed up against a wall by a hot boy makes me upset
*takes 15 minute long drag of a cigarette* when i was a kid,
500% sure i annoy literally every person
the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport
my sister sent me a text saying “for the next 30 years you have to live with one person in the same room all the time. afterwards you have to kill them. would you choose someone you like or someone you hate?”
I have never been more distraught in my entire life
IF U MAKE FUN OF/JUDGE PEOPLE AT CONCERTS FOR HAVING A GOOD TIME AND DANCING U ARE LITERALLY SCUM OF THE EARTH AND I HOPE U ACCIDENTALLY GET HIT BY SOMEONE WHO IS DANCING
there’s no “we” in food get the fuck away from me
do you ever feel yourself being annoying or antisocial but you just cant stop
- me: yeah i saw that last year on tumblr
anonymous compliments feel the best because you know they aren’t trying to gain anything from it!
